I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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