I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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