Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Let's get the cat blown out
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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