You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
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My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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