we're blogging at a bar
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
