carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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