um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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