The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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