His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
this just has baby written all over it
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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