yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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