Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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