Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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