Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
