Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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