I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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