i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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