I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward