we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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