Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
As shirtless as possible
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book