I just cut my nipple shaving
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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