Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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