I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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