ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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