I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
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Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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