she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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