Dual....:-)
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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