I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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