So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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