We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Houston, we have a blender
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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