Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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