I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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