I don't remember. Are we still dating?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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