one two three fourrrrnication!
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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