I got chris browned last night
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
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