How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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