I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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