it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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