The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
