I don't think brook has ever known best
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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