She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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