planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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