And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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