I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
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Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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