Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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