but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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