Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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