No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
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I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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