# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
