Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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