rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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