I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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