i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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