Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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