Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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