Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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