so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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