I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
i think im in europe. pls send help
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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